You might have a perfect swing pal, but you look gay
Yes, golf sucks. So much I’ve decided to put up a blog on why golf (and other games) is so evil.
Over $2000 I spent on golf lessons, only to be rewarded with a flukey 96 and I still flunk half my t-shots.
Maybe it’s my previous success in various other fields – Tetris champ, circuit driving genius, 8-ball pool wizard, card playing shark. I’ve found other games somewhat easier to pick up compared to golf.
Some people might say that a 96 is great. Well, I’m prob.100-110 normally. And yes my golf course is ridiculously difficult – the first hole is across water, the rest are trees either side and blind crests. To attain anywhere near 100 I have to play 4 times a week, 18 holes + 2 visits to the driving range. If I don’t, performance dips off into the toilet and I’m shooting 1000s, not 100s.
In anycase, this blog will hopefully give a sarcastic humourous insight into golf and how bad I am at it….
